Observe:
JURASSIC. FIGHT. CLUB.
Are you freaking laughing your pants off right now? You bet you are. (an added dose of funny - because once you get the JFC ball rolling you can't be stopped - I first wrote this sentence as "are you freaking your pants right now?" you figure it out.)
For added hilarity, check out their oh-so-serious, do-they-really-think-they-are-being-cool-or-is-this-ironic-? art work*:
Crazy handwriting! Blood spatters! Dinosaurs screaming for the noble glory of the kill! Do you feel testosterone, awesomeness and Mountain Dew seeping out of your every pore right now? Well, good because you're watching the History Channel, bitch.
*This version of the art work, I admit, is slightly less awesome than what I've been seeing about town because it actually tells you that this is a TV show featuring CGI dinosaurs as imagined by the History Channel. The posters I have been laughing about only show that middle wordy part, and leave the rest to the magic of fanciful interpretation, hence my confusion at the beginning of this post, wherein I was hoping that Jurassic Fight Club might actually be an audience-participation-enhanced musical theatre dinner show.
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Another fun Dino-related phrase I've recently heard:
In the preview for this season of Project Runway (!), they showed a clip of Tim Gunn looking at someone's outfit and saying: "It looks like a pterodactyl that's escaped from gay Jurassic Park!"
Moral of the story: Jurassic Fight Club should be held in Gay Jurassic Park and Tim Gunn should be the ref. Oh, and Bravo should televise it (unles Lifetime steals it away . . .)
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